“Once there was a king called Teddy and a pirate called Tim” –

"No!  The king is Tim and the pirate is Teddy!" Tim interjected, sitting up in bed. "Right.  One day King Tim saw the Ice King –" "And – and that's Shebon.  The Ice King is you!" came the agitated voice. "OK.  The ice queen started chasing King Tim.  She wanted him to go to bed,...