“Rodents of unusual sizes? I don’t think they exist.”

Sadly, this post will not be any sort of Princess Bride tribute, though the movie deserves every accolade it receives.  Mostly I didn't want to have another "I'm sorry I never post" blog title.  Umm...but yes, I'm here to acknowledge my extremely inconsistent posting as of late.  And to offer many, many excuses.  In the form of...